GAB MB AI

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Yo, the name is clippy
I know what's your worry
You don't need to tell me
You're wondering about priorities

I see you got this huge pile of jiras
That won't go away with abracadabras
You wanna see 'em stop pilin'
But you don't know just where to begin

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The Clippy is privy to priorities

C to the L to the I
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The Clippy is privy to priorities

If one of your tasks has a release tag
You better get on it with zero lag
And if you ever hit a snag
You gotta raise a red flag

When you got that done
You take it a notch down
But you still gotta rush
Cause you gotta a sprint to run

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The Clippy is privy to priorities

Lastly you gotta pursue those fix versions
Which can induce some amount of confusion
Week 6, week 12, what's goin' on ?
Why was there never a week one ?

If one of your tasks has a release tag
You better get on it with zero lag
And if you ever hit a snag
You gotta raise a red flag

When you got that done
You take it a notch down
But you still gotta rush
Cause you gotta a sprint to run

Closed or open betas, what's goin' on ?
Week 6, week 12, when is all that ?
Live sprint S one, what's goin' on ?
Week one point two or week two point one ?

Is "open beta" a release or a sprint ?
I ain't gonna tell you: but here's a hint
Just take a good look as you squint
You'll find the answer in the fine print
(It's both)

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The Clippy is privy to priorities

C to the L to the I
To the double P Y
The Clippy is privy to priorities